Sooooo, I’m just casually cruising the internet when I stumble upon this http://www.jra-umadonna.jp/ .
This is a Japanese dating sim, played from the perspective of a horse!
Now so far as I can gather, you play the role of a racing horse in a stable. You have a tough time dealing with the fact that you aren’t quite as fast or ept as the other steeds and struggle with self confidence.
But, never fear little pony! Because you have 3 beautiful maidens to woo.
Oh and here’s a side shot of you…
Free to play available on the JRA website (link above; in Japanese) apparently this game ‘Umadonna’ was so successful and brought so much publicity to JRA they are currently developing a second one!